yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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