He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
