well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You smell like stripper and shame
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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