My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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