Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
