yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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