paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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