I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
True strength comes from lack of pants
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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