hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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