She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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