Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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