He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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