he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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