come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
