Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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