does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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