How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
