i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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