i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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