Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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