ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
