question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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