So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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