he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
