This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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