I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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