it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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