You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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