So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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