did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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