So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
please don't ironically join a cult
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