All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
