yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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