I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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