I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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