Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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