can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Randomize
