I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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