If that was your dad, he is hot
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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