I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just want to make out with him forever
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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