Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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