ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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