In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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