i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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