yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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