I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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