i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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