Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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