but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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