He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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