I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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