Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
