I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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