All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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