I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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